May 10, 2013

• Age where is your sting?

  I keep trying to convince myself (and ya’ll) that I am not even TRIPPING about turning 40 next month. Deep inside I don’t care. What is an age anyway? I don’t LOOK like I’m almost 40 and even if I did, who cares? I’m STILL almost 40 so why even stress about it?  The thing that bothers me the most though, is not the fact that I am getting gray hairs popping out of my widows peak right in front of my face and that I am so allergic to hair dye that I cant do anything about it, but the fact that the texture of the stupid hairs are similar to wirey pubic hairs and they are out of control, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!

   

   

   

  I have an uncle who when he was my age, one half of his head turned white, the center was black and the other half was white. He looked like a skunk in reverse. I will gladly embrace my grays. They are bitter sweet. I could never have blonde hair without looking like a chola, so having WHITE hairs is practically a dream come true in some sick and twisted sort of way. But if my head is going to be filled with wirey pubic hair looking strands, I am probably going to be walking around with clearer signs of alapesha then I already have hidden in my thick locks because I am going to be plucking them all out!!! Wirey white pubic hairs on the head are NOT okay with me. They do not cooperate with my flat iron, they stand straight up on windy days and living in the high desert, we have plenty of windy days. This isn’t okay!! 

   

  Any suggestions before I pull them all out on how to tame a wild white hair on my head? I will be plucking them out soon if I cant figure something else out. This madness must be stopped immediately!! 

  • 2:42 pm
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